Stoner Questions, do emmm! please!!

  • 1. When did you lose your smoking virginity?
  • 2. How often do you smoke?
  • 3. What's your favorite way to smoke?
  • 4. Are you the type of person who'd rather smoke alone, or with people?
  • 5. Why do you smoke bud?
  • 6. Have you ever rolled a blunt?
  • 7. Do you prefer blunts or joints?
  • 8. What do you think about people who openly smoke around their kids?
  • 9. Favorite strain?
  • 10. How has smoking bud changed you as a person?
  • 11. Bong rips are great right?
  • 12. How about dabs?
  • 13. How many different ways have to managed to smoke before?
  • 14. Do your friends smoke?
  • 15. Have you ever been hated on, or ridiculed for being a stoner?
  • 16. How long have you smoked for?
  • 17. Where do you usually smoke?
  • 18. Have you ever showed a newbie the ropes to smokin bud?
  • 19. Do you cough a lot when you smoke?
  • 20. Have you ever been in trouble with the law because of marijuana?
  • 21. Do your parents know that you smoke?
  • 22. Do your parents give you shit about it?
  • 23. Have you ever smoked with your parents/family members?
  • 24. Did you introduce your self to weed, or did somebody get you into it?
  • 25. How high is your tolerance?
  • 26. Some good songs to get blazed to?
  • 27. Highest you've ever been?
  • 28. How much do you usually smoke daily, weekly, monthly?
  • 29. The largest amount of bud you've purchased?
  • 30. Do you have any smoking rituals?
  • 31. Have you ever done a time bomb?
  • 32. What was the most desperate thing you've ever done for weed?
  • 33. Do you smoke legally, or illegally?
  • 34. What's the best thing that weed's done for you?
  • 35. Are you high right now?
  • 36. Have you ever jacked someone's bag?
  • 37. Have you ever been accused of being high at school, and denied it, even though you were?
  • 38. Have you ever thought that the weed you smoked was laced?
  • 39. Would you smoke with me?
  • 40. Next time you're planning on getting high?
  • 41. Best foods to munch on?
  • 42. Do you plan on smoking for the rest of your life, just for the time being?

Andrew Lyman
my good side tbh

My dad credits this as his favorite photo of me.
When I was younger, I was very socially anxious. I hated crowds, hated attention, hated being up on stage. In preschool there was this little Halloween show that we put on, and man, I did not want to do that shit, let me tell you. All those parents watching me sing some stupid song? Nah, that ain’t me.
But I was forced to, and I was pissed about it. My dad was in the audience, taking pictures and enjoying the show. In that moment, I swear, my tiny four year old was pure rage and resentment. I felt the word “fuck” years before I knew what it was.
My dad pointed the camera at me, and I turned, and I looked. I gave him the look that summed up all the anger, all the absolute fury that was brewing inside me. He says that he had never before seen such a perfect depiction of total and complete hatred. In his four year old son.
To this day whenever I get pissed, he calls me “Buzz Lightyear”.